September 13th, 2001

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Academic team headlines

State of Hamilton Discovered; Residents Highly Confused

Mark Sullivan Combats International Terrorism, Eats Osama bean Ladin

Students Matriculate, Onlookers Amazed

Kate Brantley Introduces Bill To Ban All Choir Rooms, Janitors' Closets

Student Feared Eaten Returns to Lunch Table

Study: Some Activities Are More Fun than Calculus

Penguin Vibrates, Onlookers Amazed

Sophomores Don't Know How to Set Up Buzzers, Onlookers Not Really Amazed At All

Marielle Hates on Pen; Rob Hates on Calculator

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